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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 17:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

share office space ...

Which daily habits can help you keep a clear and positive mind?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Chicago Bears offense has 94-yard TD drive in 2 minute drill at minicamp - Windy City Gridiron

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

Alan Alda, Mike Farrell Among Those Paying Tribute to Loretta Swit: “A Supremely Talented Actor” - The Hollywood Reporter

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

‘When a door closes, another opens’ — Bayern Munich make peace with Florian Wirtz miss - Bavarian Football Works

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Major US retailers cancel Nintendo Switch 2 pre-orders - GamesIndustry.biz

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

AI could solve puzzles posed by twin stars in 'mere minutes or seconds on a single laptop' - Space

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Enhanced Box Score: Cubs 2, Reds 0 – May 31, 2025 - Bleacher Nation

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

Can a dental anesthesia injection cause nerve damage? After receiving an injection in my gums I felt a sharp tingle going from the gum to my lower lip, and now sometimes I get a bit of itchiness and discomfort in my lower lip. What is it?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Portland’s largest public health provider is bracing for large cuts; it could have lasting consequences - OregonLive.com

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

This crab emits light from its forehead, and scientists have tried to figure out why. - Farmingdale Observer

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

Still no good

NHS first in world to roll out ‘revolutionary’ blood test for cancer patients - NHS England

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.